I always tell myself as long as I am obeying laws and understand the world that is completely chaotic even though of how I am in public places or at home definitely not enough to interfere anyone's life. But if anybody wishes to odopt my behavior, a special reminder to you all folks I will not hold responsible of any epic failures from any causes or any damages.
There are several ways to annoy the heck out of your lover or your exes ACTIVELY and EFFECTIVELY only if you use it properly without any harms to anyone else including yourself. The last thing you want to do is getting yourself in trouble!
IMPORTANT RULE- to carry a mentality of normality. DO NOT be like the disturbance type of people would do a physical harm on people or self. VERY DUMB and INEFFECTIVE!!
THE SMARTEST ways are mentally secretively drive them INSANE without their awareness. In which it is my expertise.
1. PRANK CALLING your Bf/Gf's work ask for the manager make sure you know if he/she really works there. Then SCREAM as loud as you can to the manager with no profanity. Just complaint anything relating to his/her job's criteria. Remember do not reveal who you are but you are just his/her client/guest/customer. Usually that person gets in trouble towards the end of the day for you ruining the manager's mood as well on his/hers.
OR
If you got dumped by your ex??? After your ex on the way to work, call his/her workplace to let the manager know unexpectedly, do not reveal who you are..just say that you're one of his family member and due to emergency matter your ex must quit the job today and that he/she will not be going in.
EXPLANATION:
Messing with their work are just as equal as pulling a gun up in his head and shoot them dead. Especially if you are messing with their career!! or hide his College TERM PAPER elsewhere see how is your punk lover going to past the test???